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I Need A Goddamn Time Machine

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Jeremy Botter
Sep 20, 2019
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Here Is What I Would Do If I Had a Time Machine.

I would get in this time machine and I would skip past the 43 different UFC cards between now and November 2 that I have no interest whatsoever in. I would go to November 2 and I would watch Jorge Masvidal fight Nate Diaz for the Baddest Motherfucker Championship. That is what I would do.

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