"Your special offer for UFC 246..."

It's a big fight day, but I'm just not feeling it.

Hi folks. It’s UFC 246 day! And, well, I guess you probably expected me to write something about this week, given how momentous it is when held up to almost every other UFC event during the calendar year.

Truth is, I just haven’t been able to get up for this one. You know what I mean?

This is the kind of main event I used to get alllll rocked up for. My…