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Jeremy Botter
Dana White vs. The Media
The UFC president finds solace in insulting a familiar foe.
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Jeremy Botter
We Should Talk About Dana
By now, you’ve heard Dana White had an “altercation” with his wife on New Year’s Eve. You’ve probably also read the story by Kevin Iole, which s…
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Jeremy Botter
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UFC 276 Open Thread
Surprise!
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Jeremy Botter
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Open Thread: UFC 249 Cancelled
Share your thoughts on the cancellation of UFC 249 in this open thread.
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Jeremy Botter
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Dana White's Coronavirus Email to UFC Employees
Dana White sent the following email to all UFC staffers an hour or so ago. I have annotated it with my own notes and thoughts. My Crew, This has been a…
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Jeremy Botter
The UFC is a Public Health Threat
I have no idea why the UFC is digging in their heels and insisting on continuing with live events. I do know this: They're a detriment to the fight…
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Jeremy Botter
Coronavirus, UFC & WWE News: Latest on COVID-19 Fallout
Will UFC 249 be canceled? We'll keep you updated.
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Jeremy Botter
How Will the Coronavirus Pandemic Hurt MMA?
It is nearly impossible for me, at least at this juncture, to imagine UFC 249 taking place as planned. If you have tickets for that event, you’re…
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Jeremy Botter
A Very Yoel Romero Fight
In a sport where events fade quickly from memory, and where so few athletes become anything more than another face in the crowd, Yoel Romero is…
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Jeremy Botter
Some kind of nightmare, indeed.
The MMA gods are assholes.
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Jeremy Botter
UFC 247 is here, and people are being dumb again.
Jon Jones is a dick sometimes, and you probably don't like him. He's still the greatest of all time.
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Jeremy Botter
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